By Michael Pearson, Multimedia Editor

Before we begin, let’s make one thing clear, doors win. 

Since the inception of the wheels v.s. doors debate, a common occurrence has been door slander by wheel supporters. These people often like to use things such as conveyor belts, or door handles to further their agenda. Could they be right? Possibly, yet regardless of which side is victorious, one thing is for sure: Those on Team Wheels are in dire need of being humbled. 

All over social media, finding a single video or opinion in support of Team Doors is rare, yet Team Wheels still find it necessary to slander and put down those on the opposing view simply because they can. It seems as if they are constantly arguing with themselves, searching for conflict regardless of who or what the opponent may be. 

The definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again expecting a different outcome. I find that eerily similar to those on Team Wheels stating over and over again the same examples and statements, ironically expecting a different outcome. Now, am I claiming that those on Team Wheels are clinically insane? Yes, yes I am. 

Regardless of what either team says, in reality, all arguments are useless once you factor in one simple fact: Inside every living creature on earth exists billions of doors. In a cell membrane, proteins allow certain molecules to pass through into the cell, meaning they act as a door. 

Now I know all of you pro-wheelers will be quick to call this nitpicking or too far out of the scope of reality, yet we all know it was Team Wheels who first began stating outrageous comparisons, so it’s safe to say that this indisputable piece of evidence is fair game. 

So there you have it, doors win hands-down, no questions asked, but was that even the goal we were trying to achieve all along? Sure, both sides wanted to win, but at the end of the day, that never really mattered in the grand scheme of things. 

All that mattered was how long and how many pieces of evidence we could muster for any given side, and the more you look into it the more you realize there will never truly be a victor. Win or lose, this debate has shown just how passionate and stubborn we can be, even when discussing something as simple as doors and wheels. 

Senior Michael Pearson can be reached at [email protected]